"Welcome, welcome, to the lovely gifted school of Enrich. We are so happy that you have come here".
"My greatest pleasure."
We welcomed Ella the year 13 from James Hargest College down the red carpet. We bowed and cheered her on as she just had birth to the new prince, George.
Your probably thinking, she's not Kate Middleton she's Ella you said. I know I did, but she really did look like Kate Middleton. Just jokes, she looked nothing like her (not in a bad way!).
"Hello everyone, my name is Ella and I'm here to teach you a few dance moves for your ................ (secret surprise) that you are doing." she said in the most royal way possible.
We all sat there in the most dull way, that I almost felt sorry for Ella, teaching kids that aren't even interested. How horrible.
Up, in, click. Up, in, click. We started to learn our dance moves for the secret surprise. It felt like we learnt heaps but we only just started. I can't wait to learn ALL of the dance moves, it will be out of this world like a rocket launching up into space! I am so so so desperate to tell you what we are doing but the nasty witch is keeping our mouths locked up in the dungeon and we can't get them out. It totally stinks, actually it doesn't stink because our beautiful girly mouths don't stink, they smell more like exquisite perfume. If I have to use another word than stink, I'll have to use, well, it sucks. I should stop moaning, because I guess you get sick of me moaning each week so I promise (try to) next week that I won't moan, even if I really want to get it out, I won't.
I can't wait to get my body moving again next week because I love to dance,
Clara!
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